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For the Alan Hollis Fan Club. T-shirts Coming Soon!
The story of young Alan’s life is a riveting tale that will drive you through the deepest of all human emotions. Alan aka Clog describes his journey through the 7 circles of internet marketing and guides us a along the dangerous paths that are his life @ clogmoney.com. Get comfortable, but not too comfortable as you will soon be entering into the unknown wonders of cpc advertising, gambling, and a hatred of lists.
Today I present with you a unique opportunity. Comment here to join the Alan Hollis Fan Club, or the AHFC for short and you will feel the true love that your father was never able to provide.
Here are the top 5 reasons you should join the club and read clogs blog.
- Clog is sunshine on a rainy day.
- Clog will make you happier than watching puppies play.
- Clog is both smoother and stronger than the best scotch you have ever tasted.
- Clog was the first person to land on the moon.
- Clog once defeated Chuck Norris in a fight
This post is in tribute to the greatest love of my life, Clog.
In all reality though, I am attempting to win clog’s competition in which he is giving away a flip camera. If you have a moment and feel like losing to me please feel free to go check it out.
17 Comments
Freddie on October 21st, 2008
Smoother and stronger than the best scotch?? Wow! I got to check this dude out. And he kicked Chuck Norris ass. That is special. I am on it!
Clog, get ready for some Freddie in your life!
LOL! Thanks, Adam!
Clog Money on October 21st, 2008
Haha!!! This was one of the funniest blog posts I’ve ever read. Mainly because it was about me of course. AHFC I love it, I think I’m going to have to get t-shirts printed. But seriously fella I appreciate your support in this competition. You have a stack of entries now, I really wish you luck! I’m glad you have taken it for the fun it’s meant to be, rather than a little seriously like some others I could mention.
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Danny Cooper on October 21st, 2008
Alan aren’t you goin’ to tell them the truth? Chuck Norris round house kicked your ass all the way back to pompey, last I heard the video of it is still on the the Flip.
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Eugene on October 21st, 2008
I am looking for some idea and stumble upon your posting 
decide to wish you Thanks. Eugene
Clog Money on October 21st, 2008
He said Chuck Norris, he didn’t say which Chuck Norris. Always so quick to assume young Danny. One day you shall learn.
Ha I just re-read this line “Clog is both smoother and stronger than the best scotch you have ever tasted.” It’s funny because it’s true…
Adam I tried to keep this in the thread with Danny boy, but unfortunately I received a ghastly error. Which I’m sure told me a very unjust lie “The administrator hasn’t activated Brians Threaded Comments plugin”. Which is odd as Danny quite happily nested up against me previously ;). I hope you can quash this vicious rumor asap.
Danny Cooper on October 21st, 2008
There is only one Chuck Norris, the others got round house kicked to death.
On a side note: Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Golden Chocobo to go anywhere.
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Adam on October 21st, 2008
I don’t know what to tell you about this? My site is all messed up today. I need to figure it out. 
M. Pence on October 21st, 2008
Pfft, Adam, you cheap hussy. I know the truth, and shall prove my love for Clog far outweighs yours.
I wanna know what love is. I want Clog to show me. on October 21st, 2008
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ZK@WebTrafficROI on October 21st, 2008
I love Clog …btw you sites been messed up since a few days I can see only one post …not sure if thats how its supposed to be
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Dan on October 22nd, 2008
As much as I love the clog, I don’t think he defeated Chuck Norris in a fight…when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!
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Adam on October 22nd, 2008
ZK,
No, this isn’t a problem. I changed it up just to see how it affected the site.
Ada
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Adam on October 22nd, 2008
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Danny Cooper on October 22nd, 2008
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Salwa on October 22nd, 2008
I love clog’s blog so i am in!
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Salwa on November 19th, 2008
This clubs sounds pretty cool and its looks to be somewhat fun.
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Ben Tremblay - frogstr.com on October 21st, 2008
hahaha man I was so wondering what this post was about. I was like…what the hell is he talking about? But then I saw the little fine prints and now I understand
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